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About Varied / Student Alan Graham BrandonMale/United Kingdom Groups :iconwonka-magic-z-fc: Wonka-Magic-Z-FC
~Do you believe in magic?~
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  • Reading: Chronicle of the 20th Century
  • Watching: YouTube videos
  • Playing: Star Wars: Commander
  • Eating: Haribos
  • Drinking: Cranberry Juice
This is from :iconprincebrince: & :iconpayton1995:

This guy apparently visited my page last night. His only two deviations are questionable by their title, not to mention his username. And his favorites are full of photos of naked women and other... sexual acts. Please. I don't know if he ever goes around commenting randomly to people, but I advise you not to post any photos of yourself if he's recently been on your page. I wouldn't want you guys to be creeped on by this 45-year old guy. Please repost this as much as possible, I don't want this stuff to end badly with this fucking creep.


Battle of the Bulges - Bayonetta vs. Pit
Bayonetta deftly evaded an arrow of light and let it streak just inches by her side. Despite the colorful appearance of the angel's weapons, She could tell they were hardly toys, and getting hit by one of those things would definitely be painful. It was time to pull out the big guns.

"Oh little angel boy!" she called out as she began to strike a pose and open a portal in the ground beneath her. As if on cue her hair began to withdraw from her body, unmaking the tight bodysuit that usually adorned her and snaking into the portal below as if possessed.

"Uhh, Lady Palutena?" Pit called to the goddess he served. "This witch lady is doing something weird. More so than usual."

"Stay on your toes Pit!" Palutena responded. "Considering all the crazy things she's done so far she's bound to have something up her sleeves!"

"Uh, that's just it, her sleeves are gone..." Pit stated. At that moment, Bayonetta was almost entirely nude and her seemingly endless train of hair had worked its way into the portal. Without a hint of shame she gyrated her hips and winked at her opponent.

"You want to touch me?"

Without warning, a second portal opened just above Bayonetta's head and a giant, demonic fist came rocketing out of it towards the angel boy.

"I need an adult!" Pit shrieked as he barely spun out of the way of the witch's Wicked Weave attack. He frantically let loose a light arrow that just barely grazed by one of Bayonetta's ribbons of hair.
I thought about you & your review on 1969 Russian Winnie-Pooh.
What The Hell? by spongefan257
What The Hell?
Yeah, I don't need a quote on that second panel. Pooh's face literally says it all.
BTW: I HATE Bieber. Hope that's clear. I've done two memes about him before, so it should be clear by now.
Spoderman returns by Alan-G-Brandon
Spoderman returns
Based on both "Planet Dolan" & "The Uncle Dolan Show".


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Alan Graham Brandon
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United Kingdom
Hi! I'm YeOldeCroaker. You might recognise me as ALthe2nd4991 from PSN.

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Cirisu Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the fav and the watch!!!!
Alan-G-Brandon Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student General Artist
No problems.
aphotic-wolf Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the fav :D
Alan-G-Brandon Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016  Student General Artist
My pleasure! ;)
Carriejokerbates Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
thanks for the fave
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